Yolocaust


a yolocaust occurs is when the term “yolo” is highly overused.
“bro, facebook is a freaking yolocaust”
the future terrorisim set to kill all of the guys with ‘swag’ and all of thier duckface girlfriends. this event is scheduled to take place in the year 2020.
bro 1: hey, bro! mike just invited me to his sister’s pajama party! totally gonna get laid! yolo, dude!

bro 2: can’t wait until the yolocaust…
the idealology that it’s totally cool to rain down the pain, on the level of the holocaust, on to users of the phrase ‘yolo’
guy une: nah s’awll cool brah, i’ll just dump her and get someone new. yolo.

guy deux: i swear down i will punch you so hard you’ll experience 6 years of concentrated, systematic, state sponsored destruction of the lives of over 6 million innocent men, women and children. yolocaust, b-tch.
the day that was dreamed of when all the swaggers,saggers, and their duck face girlfriends were killed.
i had a dream last night and i killed all the swaggers, saggers , and their duck face girlfriends. it was called the yolocaust.
the yolocaust was a very important time for 2014.
every swagger, pregnant twelvie, gayolo, and #hashf-g was eliminated from facebook, twitter, and (most of) 4chan.
the reason for this is still being investigated but it is widely accepted in school education that it resulted as a political fight between grammar n-z-‘s and the twelvie squad on june the 22-23rd, 2014.
maddi: hey dad, did you do anything special when you were younger?
dad: h-ll yes! i survived the 2012 apocalypse, i witnessed the first black us president, and the 2014 yolocaust.
maddi: yolocaust?
dad: it was a terrifying time for your mother. ask her.
the killing of all ‘swagf-gs and hipsters’ unlike its cousin, the holocaust, the yolocaust is considered by many to be good; successful.
-news reporter-
“live now from downtown l.a, the yolocaust has begun, with more that 100 hipsters already presumed dead in forever 21, snapbacks and fake gl-sses littering the streets”

nick- finally!
the discrimination against, rude or unnecessary comments/actions toward, and/or the killing of any number of people. because yolo.
guy 1: hey man, look at those old people playing bingo.

guy 2: let’s shoot all of them.. because yolo.

guy 1: alright bro, but then we gotta go throw dog sh-t at those kids at the park.. because yolo.

guy 2: d-mn, we’re about to have a yolocaust on our hands!

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