yonder, metric


a metric yonder is defined as the distance an average, non-handicapped adult can walk during the duration of the live version of “free bird” (13 minutes 39 seconds) by lynyrd skynyrd.
“cletus, you know for d-mn sure wal-mart is closer than 1 metric yonder…we usually get there before the guitar solo starts.”

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