yonic pretzel
something a girl does in order to prolong a s-x for a man, particularly a man who -j-c-l-t-s prematurely.
man: “what the f-ck is a yonic pretzel?”
woman: “its like” a negative kagel”
man: “a negative what?”
woman: “ok its just complicated v-g-n- sh-t, everytime you think your gonna blow (c-m), you just pinch me and that will be my cue to pretzel ok?”
man: “ok…..”
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