Yooper Missile


the act of pulling out, holding back a sneeze, shooting your load over her head, keeping an erection, and going right back at it and finishing again more than an hour later
man 1; i had to sneeze so bad during s-x last night
man 2; did you give her a yooper missile?
man 1; oh yeah!

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