yorktown heights


average westchester town, less money than bedford, more than peekskill.
at a yorktown party, you see jettas and jeeps. at a chappaqua party, you see bmw’s and benz’s.
a town in which everything and everyone are judged and once you are you live with it until you leave high school. about 90% of the kids living in yorktown heights are wiggers, albanians, or italians, claiming to have moved to y.h. from various “hoods”. the rising of “goths” is also beginning to take notice in yorktown heights. unfortunately, yorktown heights isn’t very tolerant of other ethnicities, races, religions, or orientations. like i stated earlier, society in yorktown heights will judge you for every little thing you do, so watch your back. contrary to popular belief, yorktown heights isn’t filled to the brim with sn-bby, rich, greedy -ssholes. y.h. is in westchester county, yes, but there are poor parts of yorktown heights, too, just like any other area in the u.s. there is a high level of police presence and there are many drug related and violence related crimes that are committed in yorktown heights. on a separate note, yorktown heights has sweet lacrosse, football, and baseball teams that have won and are still winning multiple new york state championships, just look at our high school gymnasium!
wigger – hey yo dawg ju wanna go dewntewn to dat firamens canival in yorktown heights gangsta?!?!?

normal guy – what the h-ll are you saying man?!

wigger – nah nah man im down wit da set up in dis mothaf-cka man!!!

normal guy – ok see ya dude…
a decent sized town approx. 38 miles from midtown manhattan, located in westchester county. more than half the population originates from yonkers, the bronx or somewhere else in the city. a large population of italians, albanians, other whites and hispanics. every driveway has four or more cars & people mow their lawns religiously – but that of course is the job of the landscaper – duh. everybody has too much att-tude, are too stuck up and n-body likes to be bothered. people like to talk so better watch what you say. too much traffic between the hours of 3-7 on weekdays… and n-body knows how to drive!!! basically there is nothing fun to do in this town… go to starbucks, drive around, somebody’s house to get trashed or chill in a parking lot. … don’t move here.
“where you from?”
“yorktown heights…”
g-d’s country. not just a place but a lifestyle. outsiders usually cant handle ytown from wednesday through sunday. can’t handle it any day of the week as a matter of fact. home to the best “late night” session north of the city, the wacky and reckless young adults . also home of the boys. enough said. enjoy it.
person 1- i’m headed back to the y(yorktown heights) friday

person 2- i’ll be there sat-rday night

person 1- we’re about to get black out.

person 2- i’m posting sunday morning well past 4 o’clc-ck.
worst place ever.
yorktown heights is the worst place ever.
1.an extremely dumb person
2.rich westchester -ssholes
3.sh-t town with stuck up -sses and the best thing to do is hang out and drink in a parking lot or bike trail
4.dave mathews went here for like what a month yet everyone talks about it
1.you are soo dumb, i would think you are from yorktown.
2.your house is so cr-p it belongs in yorktown

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