yosemite


a national park in california, also a popular place for camping and rock climbing on routes such as el captain and half dome.
we went camping in yosemite
a place that g-d- created as a back drop for people to model their “urban dictionary” t-shirts.
– – with apologies to the g-d of the torah.

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