Yoshi Hand


the yoshi hand can be used to describe any horrible poker hand that is commonly played by -yoshi but is primarily named for any hand consisting of 3,5 suited

-yoshi is a rising online poker pro
hole cards dealt to yoshi
(3s,5s)- ribbet ribbet the illusive yoshi hand
hole cards dealt to villain
(ah,ac)
flop dealt:
(as,2s,4s)

turn dealt:
(as,2s,4s)(2h)

river dealt:
(as,2s,4s)(2h)(qh)

villain has just been yoshi’ed
yoshi’s reply: f-k yo couch

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