You ain’t Smuckers


used to imply in a satirical manner that someone is “jelly” (jealous).

it is often used in question form, see example.
guy 1: dude, your girlfriend looks like cr-p today.
guy 2: breh, you ain’t smuckers. so why are you so jelly?
guy 1: no for real she does.
guy 2: ain’t even smuckers.

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