you are the father
a sentence that can be heard on the mind-numbing maury povich show, which is a show that i watch every day after school but won’t admit it.
this sentence is used usually after some ugly black woman is crying because she slept around with 15 guys and got pregnant and now she doesn’t know her baby’s father is.
lashoniqua: ah am 125% sure he is mah baby’s daddy. (sobs moronically)
maury: why do you think he refuses to admit he’s the father?
lashoniqua: (eyes suddenly bug out, angry) because he do wanna be ah man, he don’wan’ da reszponzibility!
he needs to step up and be a man, and take care of his child!!
drey: i think lashoniqua is a hoe. she sleep wit everyone.
maury: when it comes to 4-month-old n-z-qua, you are the father.
lashoniqua: (leaps up from chair, begins barking into drey’s face as he walks off stage, po’d.
1) a phrase commonly said by maury povich on his syndicated talk show, in episodes where paternity tests take place. 2) the four most dreaded words to a single male.
when it comes to two year-old chase… bobby, you are the father.
people who have no job and sit around all day watching daytime ‘reality’ talk shows such as maury povich, etc.
you know steve?
yeah, why?
oh he finally got a job.
why was he ‘you are the father’?
yeah like all day long bro..
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