You bet your dick and balls


a phrase said when something is sure to happen. a guarantee.
example 1
don: you going to the ice cream social tonight?
craig: you bet your d-ck and b-lls i am!

example 2
craig: are you trading that carlton fisk baseball card?
don: you bet your d-ck and b-lls i am!

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