you can have a coke


“you can have a c-ke” is a more socially and publicly acceptable way of saying “you can s my d”.

can also be combined with lol-cat-speak for “you can haz a c-ke” or “a c-ke — you can haz it”.
bon qui qui at king burger:

customer: can i get a #6 with a cookies & cream milkshake?

bon qui qui: you sure you don’t just want a c-ke?

customer: pardon?

bon qui qui: then i gotta get the ice cream out, put some cookies all up in it. i don’t even know how to use that blender, they got me pressin’ all these crazy b-ttons. no, you can have a c-ke.

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