You can’t fire me because I quit syndrome
the inability to accept the inevitable or obvious after an event has already happened.
boss: you’re fired!
loser: you can’t fire me, because i quit!
boss: i don’t know what you’re quitting- i already fired you.
loser: i quit, ya hear?! quit!!
boss (to secretary): barbara, call security. we’ve got another case of “you can’t fire me because i quit syndrome”
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