You can’t fix douche


when a known douche tries to change something about himself but his inner douche still abundantly shines through.
darrell lost 100 pounds and looks pretty good, but you can’t fix douche.

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  • dobster

    an australian story-teller. australian slang dictionary- dob (somebody) in : inform on somebody. hence dobber, a tell-tale. american dictionary- ster: suff. 1. one that is -ssociated with, partic-p-tes in, makes, or does: (something specified) songster. 2. one that is: youngster. she was a real dobster in the way she told that story.

  • Dockmiester

    being a total and complete bad -ss working at the pac as a dockmiester

  • side slash

    any girl you f-ck on the side besides your girlfriend. the old bar down the street is good for huntin side slash if your ever bored with your girl.

  • Sidewards Taco

    envision a taco full of horrific horse meat and mouldy salad. this terms pertains to the nastiest and most beat up of all v-g-n-s out there, imagine a cross between hitler’s grandmothers corpse after it has been p-ssed around a pack of hyenas and tara reid’s sn-tch after a solid 4 hours of horse riding, […]

  • docrated

    meaning owned or dominated. a verbal display of your superiority over someone else, especially in video games or sports. came about originally as a horrible misspelling of decorated and was from then on used to mock and taunt ones enemies, particularly female gamers. dude did you see that headshot? that dude got docrated.


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