You got screwed.


what you say to your cellmates in central booking when they explain to you why they don’t belong there. i recommend you rehe-rs- these words because they can keep you from getting your -ss kicked if you ever get arrested.
really scary woman: he was the one pulling on my hair but the only reason they arrested me was ’cause he looked worse than me after i busted him in the head with that fire hydrant.

me (meekly): you got screwed.

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