You have accent!
it is not uncommon for the person you met the first time to say to you that ‘you have accent.’ it refers to your way of pr-nounciation, which may be southern, northern, or foreign accent. in this case, it is a mere refererce to your state or country of origin; nothing more.
but when a person you’ve known for years, or a co-worker you worked with for months; or in some cases, a person you met first time, all of a sudden, says to you: “you have accent!” “i don’t understand your accent!” in this case, it is a direct reference to your ident-ty. and it may mean one or all of the following:
1. ‘you are not one of us!’
2. ‘remember you’re a foreigner.’
3. ‘how on earth you dare to tell me this.’ (although he/she clearly understands that what you said was right/true).
4. “i would rather prefer to hear it from someone else.”
you are a pharmacy tech and albert came to the window:
you: “what can i help you?”
albert: “i want sudafed.”
you: “may i see your id please?”
albert: “why do you need id. it’s just a sudafed!”
you: “it is the state law.”
albert: “i don’t understand what you are saying.”
you: “i said the state requires id in order to buy a sudafed.”
albert: “you have accent!” “i don’t know what you’re talking about.” and he walked away.
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