You have no eyes
a phrase of unknown and endless power, if used properly, it could, say… end war, solve world hunger… you catch my drift.
to be used to end an argument, or as a jovial greeting.
warning:
-if repeated too often, family and friends could disown you.
-blind people don’t appreciate this phrase
variations and applications:
-you’ve got no eyes!
-looks like somebody doesn’t have any eyes!
-look at that… oh sorry, you have no eyes!
-why don’t you grow a pair… of eyes!
steve: you’re so fat!
fat guy in denial: well… you have no eyes!
steve: ouch…
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