You have two assholes
an expression that came about in springfield, illinois when a kid shouted at his friend, “you have two -ssholes!”
this expression is believed to show anger towards a friend, an enemy, or somebody you’re just mad at.
kid 1: you suck at halo 3.
kid 2: well, you have two -ssholes!
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