You haven’t scored until the knickers are off
you haven’t scored until the knickers are off. beware, young horndogs. once in a while a girl will invite you up ‘for a coffee’ and you think you are in. who knows why, there could be a hundred different reasons why, but she doesn’t want you to stay the night. defeat has sn-tched vitory from your jaws. it happens, albeit rarely. repent, reflect, get over it. if you call her again is up to you…
what the f-ck. i met this chick on sat-rday night and we got a taxi back to her place. after about a half an hour she said she was going to bed and that i should order a taxi home. i was gobsmacked. just goes to show you: “you haven’t scored until the knickers are off”.
Read Also:
- you have stake in me
you have rights on me. – you’re not my bf so i have no right to be jealous…. – but we’re friend with benefits so you have stake in me!
- you have the iq under the subway
whem someone apears to be dummy… you are so dummy, you have the iq under the subway.
- You have the right to remain silent
a police expression for: shut the f-ck up! guy: why me? why god why!? cop: you have the right to remain silent!
- You have to be poking my butt
it is is a different way of saying “you have to be kidding me!” only cool people can say this. if your not cool then your literaly saying you have to be poking my b-tt. hencing that you like being poked in the b-tt. not as cool guy: “dude you got pwned by a noob.” […]
- You have two assholes
an expression that came about in springfield, illinois when a kid shouted at his friend, “you have two -ssholes!” this expression is believed to show anger towards a friend, an enemy, or somebody you’re just mad at. kid 1: you suck at halo 3. kid 2: well, you have two -ssholes!