you know who


d-ck trickle, a very unsuccessful nascar driver (in sportscenter terminology). probably started because his real name is too obscene to say on cable tv.
“jeff gordon won his third race this year, and you know who finished his best race of the season in 37th place.” -espn anchor

fred: “doc, i think i caught an std from this dirty wh-r- i nailed last weekend.”
doc: “hmmm…what are your symptoms?”
fred: “i’ve got an itchy red rash, it burns when i pee, and i’ve got some real nasty you know who.”
doc: “d-ck trickle, eh? yep, looks like a cl-ssic case ofherpegonnosyphilt-tis to me. bend over, we’re gonna have to do a rectal examination.”
ricky martin: “giggidy giggidy!”
the name in the harry potter wizarding world for lord voldemort. he has also been called “he who must not be named”, “lord thingy”, and other appellations of the sort.
ron: “hey, hermione, i heard that you-know-who is trying to find harry. d’you think he wants to kill him?”
a person, usually an acquaintance, who you find completely detestable. the mere mention of their name is enough to fill you with a feeling of dread, while an encounter with this person inevitably leaves a cloud of misery hanging over an otherwise pleasant day. this term is derived from a common reference to lord voldemort from j.k. rowling’s harry potter series.
“i b-mped into you-know-who the other day…that basically ruined my week.”
the dark lord, y’know, the one who doesen’t have a kick-ss mace and a ring fetish…

“you know, i see the oppurtunity for a union here…” – lord voldemort (aka “you know who”, or “the dark lord”) to sauron (aka “the dark lord”) and darth vader (aka “the dark lord”)
a unique individual with a ketchup/post-t note/broncos fetish. usually wears wrangler jeans and a white tshirt. may become angry when it reads things like this written about itself.
when did you know who get here and what brand of jeans is he wearing?
a guy with a country accent who is missing a chunk of hair in one spot. you know who also always wears black or white.
look! it’s you know who! his hear looks really nice today! how does my hair look?

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