you look like a runner
what a tall, g-y and old teacher in the walkways of the high school for math, science & engineering walks up to you and says. he only does this to young, impressionable men that he fancies to see in tight shorts. he will usually accompany this with entering your personal sp-ce and/or putting his arm across your shoulder. as he is old and 6′ 5″, this is quite the unsettling experience.
hey there young man… you look like a runner. tryouts are coming up this season you know. you’ve got quite the body for it.
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