You might as well be wearing broccoli for shoes.


1. expression for for doing something foolish or unnecessary.

2. possessing an item that serves no purpose and/or is useless.
person: “i just bought some new alien detecting binoculars”
me: “you might as well be wearing broccoli for shoes.”

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