You shall not pass!


the famous phrase from the first lotr movies: the fellowship of the ring, said by gandalf the grey while fighting a balrog.

also said by the black knight in monty pythons’ quest for the holy grail before fighting king arthur.
gandalf: -wheeze- you shall not p-ss! -slams his staff down generating a light pulsating from his feet-

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black knight: you shall not p-ss, none may p-ss.

-few minutes later-

black knight: come on now! i can still fight!

king arthur: i just cut your bl–dy arm off!

black knight: just a flesh wound.

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