You Shot a Cow


to fail suddenly, unexpectedly and humourously without you or other surrounding parties initially realising your mistake.
-following a breif period of silence where it dawns on everyone what an idiot robin has just been-
stu: hey man, you’re an idiot, you shot a cow on that one!

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