You Splooge, You Lose
the phrase used to describe an inopportune moment for -j-c-l-t–n.
bill: hey, i’m going to have unprotected s-x tonight.
frank: well, you splooge, you lose!
sam: d-mn it! i’ve got a b-n-r in khakis for that hot b-tch who’s presenting in cl-ss today!
ryan: keep it cool, man. you splooge, you lose. and get weird looks for the rest of your life.
barack obama: dang, the chinese foreign minister is one s-xy woman! how am i going to stand at the podium while she’s 3 feet away from me?
hillary clinton: with all due respect, mr. president, you splooge, you lose. and maybe also cause nuclear warfare.
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