You want a cookie?
a snarky way of trying to give a backhanded compliment to someone who has just tried to arrogantly, and often unjustifiably, toot their own horn.
bob: oh i am just the hottest thing since sliced bread.
sue: oohhh! you want a cookie?
response to an individual who keeps talking about irrelevant details.
max: check out this article about arabica coffee beans
yon: cool, ethiopia is one of the major exporters of that crop
max: well, ethiopia sucks, and by 2016 they will no longer be the top exporter
yon: you want a cookie?
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