You want him in your pants
when someone you know thinks you want to to have s-x with a guy.
devin: yeah, sarah, just admit it, i know you like him.
sarah: no, i don’t!
devin: yeah, you do. you want him in your pants.
sarah: nooo! you’re such a perv.
devin: i’m the perv? you’re the one that wants him in your pants.
sarah: argh! just shut up!
devin: hah! so you do want to have s-x with him!
sarah: …
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