Youke


(yu-k); verb; to youke (youked, youkes, youker)

when a man -j-c-l-t-s prematurely.

orgin: a female friend met boston redsox 1st baseman kevin youkilis in a bar. they hit it off and went back to her place. the night, however, didn’t end well on account of his early finish.
“how was fred last night?”
“not much to talk about; he youked it.”

“dude, you’re such a youker.”

“she’s so hot. i bet any guy she’s with youkes immediately!”

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