young money

the equivalent of the rap special olympics most famously known for
drake- rich jew from canada who has the rapping talent of well…….. a rich jew from canada
nicki minaj- writes about .1% of her material and can sing 0% without autotune
lil wayne- defines everything wrong with pop culture narrowly beat out by soulja boy for worst lyricist
wigger friend: “dude have you heard the new young money song it’s so g lil wayne is the “troof”
me: “you realize your pants are around you ankles”
lil waynes record company
young money just put on a new artist
a group of f-ggots including lil wayne, drake, tyga (wtf kinda name is tht), lloyd, gudda and nicki minaj (shes aite ;)) they all think they can rap but theyre all weak as h-ll. all the songs they have put out are all about f-cking and getting with women. even though theyres nothing wrong with this… get original for christs sake no rapper these days are original.
kid 1: hey did you hear young moneys new single?
kid 2: i heard they put out a new single but all their beats sound the same so i couldnt tell the difference.
kid 1: true lets go jam to some biggie.
ym – young money is lil wayne’s recording label filled with stars who think they’re the sh-t because of the mainstream (pop) recognition they get.
lil wayne: why that, why this, why you on that why sh-t?

motherf–ker ask me why, i say ym!

eminem: “why em?” ’cause someone needed to save the rap game.

lil wayne: young money, baby. young mula, baby.

eminem: seriously, shut the f-ck up.
a young person who know how to hustle
dat young money sho kno how da game go
the rare and incurable form of malignant cancer in all rap today. starring:
lil wayne- sounds like a frog chocking on a rock and constantly rhymes n-gg- with n-gg-. he also thinks he can play guitar, and so does the swagf-g army, when really it sounds like sh-t and kids these days think lil “w-ng’s” the bomb, or has swag or some sh-t.
drake-constantly uses the word yolo and other stupid acronyms like hyfr or or fly. in other words-complete dumb-ss.
nicki minaj-thinks she is so hot and talented. she can’t sing nor can she rap. also threw the sound effects of her masturbating on her songs. and she has a giant build up of plaque and halitosis in her mouth.
tyga-thinks that he is “da sh-t.” remix in his own lyrics with 2pac so that automatically makes him a “g.” and also says he wants a bl-w j-b from an elderly woman.
the list of the sh-tty rappers (i wouldn’t call them that) goes on. but it’s pretty much the same thing over and over again.
below is a description of what happened to me just two weeks ago.
me: (song by young money comes on) what the h-ll is this?
wild swaggot:(roughly translated) yo niqqa i can’t belive u havnt heard dis sheeit yet, yo! i’ts lil weezy featuring drake and tyga aint it swaggin?
me:no, in fact the more i listen to it, the more tumors begin to grow in my ears.
wild swaggot:aw f-k naw man y u hatin on dem u kno wayne tyga and drake got more beeyotches than u, they got da swag, them hoes, and caaash! an wut u got
me: a brain.
wild swaggot:maaaaaaan f-k u and your jelly, heavy metal listinin, unswaggin -ss, im gon keep jammin to sum reel musik.(contines doing what eems to bee a satanic dance ritual. as he dances, more swaggots join in.
(lyrics coming out of the speakers:(roughly translated) “does b-tches aint got da swagga like swagga swagga like me swagga swagga like me” every person except the wild swaggot cringes in pain when the horrible moose mating call comes out of the boombox:(roughly translated) yaaahng mooolah baaaaybuhhhhhh!)
all except for the swaggots: “agh!” “my ears!” “put a cork in it!” “jesus christ liberate this angel!” etc
group of swaggots: mahyn f-k yall, dont know what reel musyk is, yo. (they continue doing the satanic dance ritual)
me:yeah it’s time to go home.
f-ck young money! wu tang clan for life!
in rap music, a derivative use of the term ‘new money’ which means ‘newly acquired wealth’.
lil’ wayne “i’m so young money … blah blah”

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