Youngstown Option


when a public official resigns, to avoid criminal prosecution for misdeeds committed in office.
“hey, i’m behind in my payments to the water department, and i’m here to…ahhh…contribute to the councilman’s re-election campaign. is he here?”

“what, haven’t you heard? the feds were after him, so he took the youngstown option.”

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