your ancestor
when somebody keeps interrupting your talk by saying your mom, the phrase “your ancestor” will be the best way to shut his/her mouth because there’s no way that person will reply back with the bigger word
a: your mom
b: (says something)
a: your mom
b: (says something)
a: your mom
b: your ancestor!
the worse comeback ever, reminds me of brokeback for some reason
uncool dude: what we doing tonight jim?
jim: your mom! (stupid but rightous laughter)
uncool dude: your ancestor
jim: what the h-ll was that?
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