your couch
the heady way to say “f-ck you.”
“not to be a d-ck, bro…. but that girl u ended back home with last night was even fatter than we thought.”
“‘your couch.”
note: this term of art hasn’t hit the market full-force yet, so you may run into considerable bewilderment upon first use… either way, drop it like its hot.
most commonly reserved for friends or siblings who are bound to fail at life and they know it.
josh: sweet i won the lotto!
sam: your couch!
greg: fml
n-gg- f-ck it.
jill: hey susan! what’s up?
susan: n-gg- f-ck your couch.
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