your ex boyfriend
is most likely a d-ck. at first funny, intelligent, interesting. as time p-sses by, you notice his weird f-cking fetishes f.e diapers and wearing tights. s-xy, right. probably watches anime and tries to be cool on the internet.
wow he’s into diapers i’m totally geting wet haha kill me
(thankfully currently your ex boyfriend)
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