your jew is showing
when you are being cheap without knowing it (it’s used to warn people that they are doing something cheap/jewish). usually used with jewish people.
man1: would you please spare a dime for children in need?
man2: umm…i don’t think i can do that(walks away)
man3(to man2): wow you couldn’t spare a dime? your jew is showing.
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