Your Moms Penis
a very insulting term used to p-ss someone off. this doesn’t neccesarily mean your mom has a p-n-s, but the thought of it, would p-ss someone off. it’s a good way to get someone to shut the f-ck up when they talk a lot or when they ask a stupid question.
-guy 1: yeah, so can you believe that julie is telling all her friend’s i still like her?..the nerve of that b-tch….
guy 2: yeah, well i heard your mom’s p-n-s is the talk of the town.
-guy 1: “hey, i wanna drink tonight, so maybe you can drive”.
guy 2: “maybe your mom’s p-n-s can”.
your moms p-n-s
an insult your mom has a p-n-s therefore your mom is gay with your dads p-n-s.
guess what i saw yesterday. your moms p-n-s. gross my moms not a guy. your moms p-n-s tells me a different story.
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