Your mom’s tits
its the ideal reply that overthrows pretty much any insult directed to you. its a fast, effortless, efficiant, come back.
bro 1: hey man you smell like sh-t
bro 2: your mom’s t-ts
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bro 1: ewww you look like sloppy today
bro 2: yeah, so did your mom’s t-ts
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bro 1: dude why are you talking to mich-lle she gets around
bro 2: so do your mom’s t-ts
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related to the term “your mom,” it is commonly used when using “your mom” just isn’t cool anymore because its overplayed. person 1: who are you going out with? person 2: your moms uncle.
- your mom's vag
the first vag that you laid your lips on! (unless you came via a c-section) a: i just licked my first vag! b: no, you licked your mom’s vag a long time ago!
- your moms your dad
phrase meant to rescue from any awkward situation and when repeated enough, makes people who take themself too seriously very angry. most often used as an iron-clad comeback or avoidance of situation. bill: “well, obama’s economic policy is complete cr-p, he’s a communist.” bob: “your moms your dad.” bill: “ahh…?”
- Your moms your face
when your face is actually your mom…. hey! your moms your face! booya!
- your mom's zipper
essentially the same as your mom’s box (probably a little dirtier). a way to one-up or counter a “your mom’s box” statement. whatever b-tch, your mom’s box. oh yeah? your mom’s zipper.