your moms your dad
phrase meant to rescue from any awkward situation and when repeated enough, makes people who take themself too seriously very angry. most often used as an iron-clad comeback or avoidance of situation.
bill: “well, obama’s economic policy is complete cr-p, he’s a communist.”
bob: “your moms your dad.”
bill: “ahh…?”
Read Also:
- Your moms your face
when your face is actually your mom…. hey! your moms your face! booya!
- your mom's zipper
essentially the same as your mom’s box (probably a little dirtier). a way to one-up or counter a “your mom’s box” statement. whatever b-tch, your mom’s box. oh yeah? your mom’s zipper.
- your mom thinks im dope
it is a term of believing in yourself and knowing you are the sh-t! a quick comeback! knowing who you are and never letting anyone tell you different! be you! do you! and you will glow like no one else! girl: man… please you aint sh-t. guy: well ummm… your mom thinks i’m dope! guy […]
- Your Mom Was GREAT
she made me a poutine. “your mom was great.” “what!? she doesn’t even make me poutine!”
- Your Mom wears body glitter
a slam or insult for a cougar mom; what to say to a mom who is dressing like a teenage girl. a sheep in lambs clothing. i can’t believe how tacky you are! your mom wears body glitter!!