your mum’s tits
used when decsribing another’s mother’s mammary glands. or cancers thereof. it is what it is. briem.
a: you dropped your keys down the toilet.
b: your mum’s t-ts.
a: f-ck it’s cold out today.
b: your mum’s t-ts.
a: who cares about my mum’s t-ts? i’m just saying it’s cold.
b: your mum’s t-ts are cold.
a: your mum’s t-ts.
b: your mum’s t-ts … ‘s nipples.
a: your mum’s t-ts … ‘s nipples. … ‘s cancer.
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