your nan
1. an insult used in coventry (a place in england)and possibly across the uk but i cannot be sure.. because i got tired of doing “your mum”
sto – “ahhh i just sh-t in your house”
me – “i just sh-t on your nan”
me – “i need a sh-t, i’ll be a while”
sto – “why?”
me -“cause your nan lives kinda far away”
me – “guv, i fisted your nan”
guv – “my nan’s dead”
me – “i guess that’s why she didn’t move around alot”
based on actual events.
5 more definitions
“your nan” is used as a past tense abrefiation of you mum. used mostly by the older generations
person 1:how r u?
person 2:your mum
person 1:”you nan”
person 2:your nans mum
a joke like yo mama, expect fitted around to mainly suit the english people, meaning your (correct grammar) and nan which is commonly used by the brits/english community. originated from an asian (brown) who just randomly said it to someone. can be used as a subst-tute for the more meaner ‘yo mama’. as you can tell from the grammar, this was written by a brit.
person 1: yo mama’s so wrinkly her t-ts fall to the floor.
person 2: duuuudddee
person 1: oh right, sorry. your nan’s so wrinkly her t-ts fall to the floor.
person 2: betterrr
boy 1: oi! i did your nan last night!
boy 2: my nan’s dead…
boy 1: she wasn’t last night!
insulting another relative other than your ‘mother’ usually used by the likes of neil allen and david taylor. the phrase is most likely to be used when they have nothing better to do or when they feel s-xually aroused
‘i will always love my nan’
south wales valleys varition of the popular yo momma.
valleys boy 1: oh blud that girl is like a whale!
valleys boy 2:yeah, and your nan!
the british way to say “your mom”
in any response to a situation…
ally: ..so yeah. that shirt that trina wore today was soooo ugly.
jade: your nan was soooo ugly!!!
caree: ohhh snap!
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