your such a heiser
when you are in a club tryin to get your mac on and one guy keeps following you aruond askins if you “bat for the othe team” and will even go to extreme measures like follow you in the batroom and watch you while you p-ss the only way he will go away is if you yell your such a heiser.
brendan:hey do you have a permit for that thing
drew:stop watching me while i p-ss f-g
brendan:come on theres always room for more at the conga line
drew:your such a heiser no leave me alone you c-ck wrangler
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