your taxdollars at work
useless spending, but somehow justified by the government.
guy1: see that eight foot platinum statue of the mayor, surrounded by 12 stadium lights that are lit 24/7?
guy2: yeah
guy1: that’s your tax dollars at work.
guy2: f-ck that. i’m never paying my taxes again.
guy1: be sure to write me soon.
guy2: what the f-ck for?
guy1: ’cause you’ll be in jail for tax evasion.
guy2: oh, for f-cks sake!
guy1: yep. you’re f-cked
guy2: d-mn.
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