your


the possessive form of you. not to be confused with “you’re”, which is a contraction of you and are, meaning “you are.”
i have your book.

alice: your dumb.
bob: my dumb what?
alice: -brain temporarily stops functioning-
if you’re not going to write it properly and you’re not going to get a dictionary and you’re not going to bother learning how to spell and you’re too lazy to care, then write it “you are”!
your is not a contraction of you are, just as there or their is not a contraction of they are.
first grade chimpanzee for “you’re”
1> your an moron.
2> shut the f-ck up you f-cking f-cktard.
1> dar?
1. the posessive form of the word “you.”

usage problem:
commonly confused in usage with the word “you’re,” which is a contraction of the words “you are.”
if you misuse the word “your,” everyone will know that you’re a f-cking f-cktard.
the possesive form of “you”. to idiots, it is a contraction of “you are”, which makes absolutely no sense to people with a brain.
me: all your base…
smarterchild: all i’m base? tell me more.
1. the posessive form of you.
2. a term for the contraction of you are. the inventors of this aol-culture (refers to the culture of the m-ss of internet users who regard the technology they frequent in defacing of as a right, not a man-given privalige from, quote, nerds) seem to be unaware of the fact it has already been invented and is displayed in the following way: you’re.
1. please take your socks off, as i wish to smell them vigorously.
2. lolzort machine d00de, your a n00bz.
how idiots try to spell you’re.
me: thanks.
bob: your welcome.
me: my what?
bob: your welcome.
me: idiot.

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