You’re a jerk


a common war call from scientologists, specifically tom cruise. when alarmed, or squirted in the face with a fake microphone by a fake reporter from a british version of punk’d, these hairless apes will go into a rampage shouting phrases such as “you’re a jerk” and “that’s incredibly rude!”

2. a comical reference to tom cruise
reporter- hey tom cruise, can i ask you some questions?
cruise- sure
reporter- -squirts cruise with water from fake microphone- haha just kidding
cruise- how incredibly rude! i gave you my time, you’re a jerk!

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