you’re jewish


completely made for sh-ts and giggles, has nothing to do with actually being jewish and is not being used as a racist remark. founded out of being in a jewish fraternity and of complete boredom.

defined as being just plain random with no real meaning and only used to throw people off and make them wonder what the f-ck was just said, leaving them scratching their heads in awe
max: yo are we still going to party on front street tonight? what time we gonna go?

alex: shut up, you’re jewish…

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