You’re off my Christmas card list


a phrase jokingly used around the holiday season to let someone know you don’t want to be -ssociated with them anymore.
joe: you promised you wouldn’t get drunk and act a fool at the party.

mike: sh-t happens.

joe: you’re off my christmas card list.

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