you’re the king
a thinly veiled insult. short for “i hereby crown the king of dumb-sses”
nurse: “how exactly did this injury occur?”
patient: “i skateboarded off the roof of my house and meant to land on the trampoline, but i ended up crashing into the shed instead”
nurse: “you’re the king”
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