you’re the tits


a less obscene subst-tution for ‘you are the sh-t’. typically meaning, you are awesome; great. sh-t- brown (on a good day), smelly. t-ts- f-cking awesome, everyone loves t-ts.

see also: the t-ts
“you know what mom, i don’t care what dad says about you, you’re the t-ts.”

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