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when a grammar n-z- corrects your use of your welcome. you know who you’re.
you’re a gramma n-z-. yes that’s gramma without a r. your welcome.

you’re welcome had to be used in the example box. screw you urban dictionary.

#gramma n-z-
a polite way to to respond to thanks. implies that the other person is welcome to ask for any other favors. synonymous with no problem.
howard: thanks for washing the dog, pete.

pete: you’re welcome.
the only phrase in the english language that has no correct response other than changing the subject entirely.
you: thanks for the cheeseburger.

a friend: you’re welcome.

you: i……yeah, so…..um, i’ll…… yes.

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you: thanks for forgiving me about the whole “pizza” thing.

a friend: you’re welcome.

you: so that was some pretty fine bowling, wasn’t it? i mean those guys are professionals.
n. the unsolicited response, to the thanks which was never given, given upon completion of a wholly one-sided s-xual act benefiting only the speaker.

v. to afford the other party with the opportunity to f-ll-t- you, free of the unfortunate enc-mbrance of reciprocity, feeling, or any other contact other than that between mouth and p-n-s.
n.
someguy: (finishes f-ll-t–)
mortimore goth: (recipient of f-ll-t–) “you’re welcome.”

v.
“i ‘you’re welcomed’ a pakistani barista with shingles and a retired cab-driver this weekend.”
something to say when a co-worker sneezes and there are others in the room. always gets a laugh due to its incongruity.

for tonz ‘o laffs, be prepared with a list of other pointless customary statements for when the person sneezes many times in succesion, e.g.
yes please
fine thank you
i’m sorry
no thank you
(sneeze) you’re welcome
(sneeze) yes please
(sneeze) fine thank you
(sneeze) i’m sorry
(sneeze) no thank you