yourmomitis
a disease deeply affecting the brain and mouth as a result of one saying too many “your mom” jokes.
c-ssidy – “doctor! doctor! something is wrong with me!”
doctor – “what seems to be the problem?”
c-ssidy – “your mom’s a problem!”
doctor – “oh no.. it seems you have a rare case of yourmomitis..”
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totally stupid jokes that begin with “your mom/momma is so…” then followed by stupid or fat or old. people who say these are usually fat stupid -ssholes who act several years younger than they really are idiot: your mom’s so stupid, she saw a tire on the road and said ‘ding dong’!! ha ha ha […]
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a your mom joke gone rong. taylor: guess how long my shlong is? michael: your mom long!
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what my roomate says everytime i say “where do you want to eat tonight, buddy?” the reply is meant to get under one’s skin. your momma’s hood buddy: friend, its your special night where do you want to eat friend? friend: umm, i don’t know, oh how about your momma’s hood?
- your momma's pants
where i live in i live in your momma’s pants
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it is big . . . . .and u sniff her nuts v-g-n- sweat