Youth Group


youth group is a pop rock band from sydney, australia, formed in the late nineties by school friends danny allen, paul murphy, toby martin and andy c-ssell. their songs sounds pure and amazing, however it’s the lyrics that separate them from comparable bands. this is what music should sound like.
1). youth group = coldplay + death cab – overrated hype.

2).
a: man those teen pop, mainstream rock and fake indie are making me sick.
b: go listen to youth group’s casino twilight dogs.
an absolutely amazing band that’s with epitaph records, but doesn’t really belong there, but oh well they make my life
kid 1: wow there is absolutely no music to which i am able to listen without having serious convulsions of pain.
kid 2: listen to youth group.
kid 1: wow my life is amazing now.
v. to tell your/your boy/girlfriend’s parents that you are going to a spiritually educational cl-ss at your church when in reality, you are skipping to do unholy deeds at church.
me and my girl went youth grouping last sunday, it was amazing!
a group of teens and/or preteens who get together, usually in a church to discuss g-d and matters of life. they are usually taught by priests / ministers who play fun little games with them while at the same time really indoctrinating (brainwashing) them to the values fo their religion, i.e. chast-ty, abstinence, chast-ty some more, purity. they usually have a general focus on “saving oneself” – trying to convince the teens not to have s-x.
hey, are you going to youth group tonight?

no, i think they are talking about chast-ty again.

what, you don’t believe in chast-ty?

( discussion ensues )
adj.

any trend popular within christian groups; not cool anymore; lame sh-t.
girl 1: ohmygosh i just got this pink hair feather!
girl 2: ya you look so hot ohmygosh it’s so cool we should go see carrie underwood!
guy 1: hey ya’ll i got a new guy harvey shirt!

guy 2: you guys are so f-cking youth group.

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