YouTubal Ligation
the act of physically having to pull a friend or other close comrade away from the computer screen after they have spent hours upon hours of watching 3-4 minute clips of every random and senseless happening on youtube.
“hey, you look like you had no sleep last night!”
“eh..it was a busy night. it’s very difficult being a teenager working for minimum wage and pulling seven hour shifts and then having to come home to perform youtubal ligations on certain family members because it’s 3 am and someone is watching clips from old dane cook shows and listening to techno with the speakers on full blast!”
“wow, need a starbucks?”
“vicodin. bring me vicodin.”
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